There’s Nothing More Attractive Than a Girl Who…..

So yesterday at TMC headquarters, HalfManHalfMook blurted out, “There’s nothing more attractive than a burgah who can roll a nice sploife.” Everybody always uses┬áthis phrase and its usually followed by some exaggerated nonsense. Hard to disagree with what HalfManHalfMook said, but it got me thinking….what are most attractive qualities that burgahs have? After analyzing every…