5. LeBron James: richest Islam in North America. Testified in front of congress in support of translating the koran to spanish for Miami Heat fans. 4. Ruben Studdard: first Muslim to win American Idol. Too fat to go on roller coasters. 3. Rev. Jesse Jackson: changed his mind about Christianity after Jesus refused to cure…
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The Top 5 Biggest Foreheads in Sports
5. Landon Donovan Claim to fame: Hating Mexicans and fucking Clint Dempsey’s sister 4. Shelden Williams Claim to fame: “2009 Ugliest Player in the NBA” (voted by fans). Conceived a child with Candace Parker, stretching her already record-setting clitoris to more than 16 inches long. 3. Placido Polanco Claim to fame: Took steroids, doesn’t speak…
America’s worst idol: Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber is a world wide known name, which sometimes I cry about. There was white girl found in Justin Bieber’s house. Bieber’s house was searched because there was an egg attack on his neighbor.There was $20,000 of egg damages. They found cocaine on one of Bieber’s guests, obviously Justin payed for that culture. This…
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