#MushCrushMonday: Nicholas Coppola

Nicholas Coppola is an Italian-American actor who most people like to call Nicholas Cage. For those who do not know, Nicholas Coppola changed his name to Nicholas Cage so he could make his name for himself in Hollywood. Wait what’s wrong with Nicholas Coppola? Nicholas Cage is the nephew of the famous director Francis Ford…

#MushCrushMonday: Jimmy Garoppolo

The Patriots have drafted a mush Quarterback. Jimmy Garoppolo mush went to Eastern Illinois, the same school as Tony Romo. He was asked if his last name was Greek and he replied saying, “Italian, it ends in a vowel.” This mush has a great set up for pleys going into this football season. He gets…

#MushCrushMonday: Sylvester Stallone

This ignorant people of America love to view Sylvester mush as a dumb Italian boxer. Stallone is a brilliant Italian-American who is an idol for all Italians in the film industry. Ya he might of sounded a little silly in the Rocky movies, but he also wrote all of them too. Sylvester was born in…

#MushCrushMonday: Francis Ford Coppola

It is Francis Ford Coppola’s birthday and all I could afford for a present was awarding him #MushCrushMonday. Coppola mush is a film genius, known for his The Godfather Trilogy and Apocalypse now. Francis was born in Detroit with an Italian background. His Godfather movies grabbed the attention of all mushes. Mushes were typically similar…

#MushCrushMonday: Tony Conigliaro

Tony fucking Conigliaro MUSH! Tony C, born in Revere, MA, was a true mush who played for the Boston Red Sox. Tony had high expectations for a hopeful career, but after he was hit in the face, his career was never the same. But what makes Tony a mush, is the fact that somehow he…

#MushCrushMonday: Jim Valvano

Jim Valvano, known as Jimmy V in the college basketball world, is an inspiring mush to people of all cultures. This Italian-American basketball coach, not only was successful at coaching, but made changes to the world. What makes Jimmy V a mush? He married his highschool sweetheart, we all know that’s every mush’s dream. His…

MushCrushMonday: Rick Pitino

In light of March Madness starting up, I thought I would explain what makes Rick Pitino a mush. First of he is an Italian-American with slicked back hair who looks like Pacino… The guy is never afraid to argue a call. His emotion is always clearly expressed on the sidelines and he clearly has a…

Black Culture Month, #MushCrushMonday: Mario Balotelli

Mario Balotelli is a professional Italian soccer player. This mush was born in Italy, plays for AC Milan, and is a member of Italy’s national team. He brings energy to the field and is known as a hot head, just like us mushes. Unfortunately, some Italians are still racist and give him hell. They throw…

#MushCrushMonday

Mush shows up to an ABC party in a Borat bathing suit and a Louie V bucket. I was not down to wear a trash bag or a beer box because that is 0 culture and look how fucking good I look. I got 2 burgahs on my side and I’m ready to pley. Everybody…