New “Normal Barbie” Gives Turkey Burgahs Hope

When I was a young Mook, I thought G.I. Joe was the man, and not because he was balding and had a beer gut. With that being said, the 1990’s were much different than the world we know now. Everyone has to be accepted no matter what shape or size and that is perfectly fine…

Tales Of A Mook: The Mystery Burgah

A few days ago, “Thirsty Thursday” to be exact, I was enjoying myself at your typical college shebang. By typical I mean I was surrounded by; Zoots, more mushes than burgahs, loud music and lets not forget the plethora of red solo cups. This was just my kind of party. As the night began to…

10 Mush Points to J.R Smith

Salutè J.R Smith for being such a Mook and untying players’ sneakers at the free throw line. We all know that is the only defense Smith is going to play all game and it’s an incredible distraction. Jackpot mush points if he tries to untie Kevin Garnett’s Js.