New “Normal Barbie” Gives Turkey Burgahs Hope

When I was a young Mook, I thought G.I. Joe was the man, and not because he was balding and had a beer gut. With that being said, the 1990’s were much different than the world we know now. Everyone has to be accepted no matter what shape or size and that is perfectly fine…

Charles of the Day: Double Feature

This might not make much sense if you haven’t seen this: https://touchmyculture.com/2014/09/15/charles-of-the-day-15/ So a couple weeks ago I was walking through campus and saw this Charles in the parking lot, and subsequently posted it at the Charles of the Day. (Update: I’m still not jelly)   So then a couple days ago I came across this…

7 Types Of Kids You’ll Find At Chuck E. Cheese’s

Seven. The Ball Pit Bomber The bomber will spend 75% of his time lurking around the ball pit trying to make friends. Everyone knows that the ball pit smells like a box old road kill, but this doesn’t faze the bomber. He/She will bounce around all day ignoring the smell and continue to do the same…

Charles Of The Day

Classic Charles of the day we have here. This guy is studying his math and English instead of enjoying the nice summer weather……CHARLES CHARLES CHARLES. Somebody get this kid a bucket hat, a cold drink and a mini pool.

The Classic Party Charles

Notice the Charles in his natural habitat. He isn’t talking to anyone or making any physical contribution to the party. This Charles will likely stand back and observe all the pleys around him. It is not unlikely for him to whip out a note pad and jot down a few good tips on how to…

Best April Fools Prank of 2014

This prank comes from Aquinas College in Michigan and it is easily the best, most awkward April Fools prank I’ve seen this year. This professor has a policy that if a student’s phone rings in class, you have to answer it on speaker phone. I’m sure this professor never expected this policy to even come…

Charles of the Week: James Franco

It is only fitting that Mr. Franco deserves this award. Mush is thirty-five and he’s trying to Burgah a seventeen year old. Don’t get me wrong, everyone deserves a burgah, but consensual legal burgahs only. Other than that, he is just a big of a Charles as anyone else. Just watch “Pineapple Express” and “Freaks…

Charles of the Day: John Lennon

He may be one of the most influential musical genius’s to ever walk the earth, but what you may not know is that he is a huge charloo. It’s not just the glasses and long hippie hair, but the fact he was in love with one of the biggest lindas, Yoko Ono. They make a…

Cultural Quote Of The Day

“Everybody wanna be like Mike, but Mike wanna be like L” – Big L He’s got some charles in him. R.I.P.

Gelato George…What a Legend

Quick photoshoot with gelato George (Huge Charles) and I, straight up boys. Nothing tops walking out of your apartment to some free gelato either. Enjoy U S of A while I absorb all this culture for myself.

Charles of the day: Brett Kelly

Brett Edward Kelly (born October 30, 1993) is a Canadian actor who has starred in the motion pictures Bad Santa, and Like Mike 2: Streetball as well as The Sandlot 2 and Unaccompanied Minors. If it looks like a Charles, walks like a Charles, smells like a Charles, it’s a Charles. This kid plays a…

Father Gives Son “Life Bill” on 21st Birthday

Ernest Thompson Seton received an unusual “gift” on his 21st birthday, a bill accounting every single expense since his birth. It was so specific that it even included the medical expenses from his birth. The total was $537.50. What did Ernest do? He paid it and never spoke to his father again. I don’t even…