My Top Five Celebrities To Wife Up

The Mom From Fairly Odd Parents She’s a fox. Wonder Woman She’s drives that invisible mobile, enough said. Topenga Once a Burgah always a Burgah Pink Power Ranger Childhood dream Burgah Sophia Vergara She’s an absolute babestein. I would lick her feet twice a day.

Ten Girls That Ruin The Party

The Burgah Who Steals Hats Even though this chick is usually a smoke and does this action to be flirty, no one likes having their hat snatched. Clearly the guy wearing the hat wore it for a purpose, so he can wear the hat, not you. You may think you look cute and flirty, but…

Touch My Culture Fan Writes A Burgah Poem.

This piece is from one of our fans. He claims that we inspired him to write this for his creative writing class. He goes by the alias of Stu, and has an obsession with milk. Enjoy his work of art, you will not be disappointed. I dedicate this one to all you burger fiends out…

Geach Of The Week: Russell Brand

  Known for his amazing acting in “Get him To The Greek” and “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” Even though he is able to pull burgahs with his british accent, he is still quite the geach. Russell “Im such a geach” Brand, was kicked out of Italia Conti Academy, for his geach like activities. “My life is just…

Essential Stock Market Advice for Any College Kid

How To Increase Your Burgah Stock Have you ever wondered why sometimes you’re on such a hot streak that it appears the burgahs are throwing themselves on the grill for you? And sometimes you are so cold that your buddy takes your propane tank downstairs to his grill saying “you wont be needing this”? Well,…

Broadway Burgah King: Joe Namath

Joe Namath basically has had an all you can eat Burgah buffet since he started playing College Football. The guy has gotten so many burgahs and his Burgah average has only had a slight decline since Viagra. Keep sipping that whiskey Joe, salutè you Burgah King.

Iconic Photographs from the Super Bowl

“I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, his greatest fulfillment of all he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle — victorious.” -Vince Lombardi   Now Who’s Ready for Some Beast Mode in Prime Time?? What About…