5. Landon Donovan Claim to fame: Hating Mexicans and fucking Clint Dempsey’s sister 4. Shelden Williams Claim to fame: “2009 Ugliest Player in the NBA” (voted by fans). Conceived a child with Candace Parker, stretching her already record-setting clitoris to more than 16 inches long. 3. Placido Polanco Claim to fame: Took steroids, doesn’t speak…