Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Larry Bird

The second best mustache a Bud Heavy has ever touched, only behind Dale Earnhardt Sr. Larry’s mustache truly put the legend in Larry. His mustache had a lot to do with his Russian assassin like basketball style. Larry was a cold blooded trash talker who only knew how to put the ball in the basket…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Benny The Jet Rodriguez

The man, the mush, the legend, Benny The Jet Rodriguez from “The Sandlot” had an impeccable pick up baseball career. Then he made the major leagues and all we know, is that is stole home and had an unreal mustache. So if he had an unreal mustache in the MLB, he had to have been…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Tim Allen

Tim Allen had a righteous mustache for somebody who was dealing cocaine and an even better mustache for a mugshot. I will be donating to http://www.red.org/en/act/donate based on views and shares of #MustacheOfTheDay posts at the end of the month in honor of my Uncle Duck If you have missed out on any day of #MustacheMarch you can…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Walt “She Wants The” Disney

All the ladies want Walt’s Disney because of his exquisite mustache. Walt had a true power stache, once Disney got big his mustache became uniform with who he was. Rumor has it Walt did indeed give one mustache ride in his life. During a feud between Disney and Looney Tunes, Walt took Lola Bunny to…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Clark Gable

Clark Gable started the gentleman’s stache and the trend has resumed ever since. Clark’s mustache improvised the line, “Quite frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” Gable has the record for “Most Mustache Rides Given” from the years 1920-1940. He was the first to give actress Vivien Leigh a mustache ride. Clark’s mustache hairs…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Martin Luther King Jr.

Martin had one of the  most powerful mustaches of all time. When he was having dreams, his mustache was giving girls wet dreams. Rumor has it his mustache combated any nightmares, so he only had dreams. Martin may have had an affair or two on Coretta, but he pledged to only give her mustache rides….