When I first started celebrating mustache march, I did it because I wanted to be different and I wanted people to know I never care how ridiculous I look, as long as I am happy. But then, I realized I had a good reason to celebrate, my Uncle Duck. He made our family happy so…
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Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Larry Bird
The second best mustache a Bud Heavy has ever touched, only behind Dale Earnhardt Sr. Larry’s mustache truly put the legend in Larry. His mustache had a lot to do with his Russian assassin like basketball style. Larry was a cold blooded trash talker who only knew how to put the ball in the basket…
Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Benny The Jet Rodriguez
The man, the mush, the legend, Benny The Jet Rodriguez from “The Sandlot” had an impeccable pick up baseball career. Then he made the major leagues and all we know, is that is stole home and had an unreal mustache. So if he had an unreal mustache in the MLB, he had to have been…
Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Tim Allen
Tim Allen had a righteous mustache for somebody who was dealing cocaine and an even better mustache for a mugshot. I will be donating to http://www.red.org/en/act/donate based on views and shares of #MustacheOfTheDay posts at the end of the month in honor of my Uncle Duck If you have missed out on any day of #MustacheMarch you can…
Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Who But W.B Mason
I will be donating to http://www.red.org/en/act/donate based on views and shares of #MustacheOfTheDay posts at the end of the month in honor of my Uncle Duck If you have missed out on any day of #MustacheMarch you can catch up on every #MustacheOfTheDay posts here: https://touchmyculture.com/category/mustachemarch-2/
Mustache March Mustache of the Day: The Mush Who Sings The Nation Anthem at the Bruins’ Games
Rene Rancourt is the only guy who is famous for singing the national anthem and his mustache has played an intrical role in that fame. The mustache brings the necessary character to sing the national anthem so much. Rumor has it, his mustache wrote an anthem that Canada now uses. Stay tuned everyday for…
Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Walt “She Wants The” Disney
All the ladies want Walt’s Disney because of his exquisite mustache. Walt had a true power stache, once Disney got big his mustache became uniform with who he was. Rumor has it Walt did indeed give one mustache ride in his life. During a feud between Disney and Looney Tunes, Walt took Lola Bunny to…
Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Clark Gable
Clark Gable started the gentleman’s stache and the trend has resumed ever since. Clark’s mustache improvised the line, “Quite frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” Gable has the record for “Most Mustache Rides Given” from the years 1920-1940. He was the first to give actress Vivien Leigh a mustache ride. Clark’s mustache hairs…
Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Martin Luther King Jr.
Martin had one of the most powerful mustaches of all time. When he was having dreams, his mustache was giving girls wet dreams. Rumor has it his mustache combated any nightmares, so he only had dreams. Martin may have had an affair or two on Coretta, but he pledged to only give her mustache rides….
Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Burt “Mustache Riding” Reynolds
Rumor has it Burt finished in the Top 5 for Mustache Rides in the 1970s. This thick, well groomed mustache is one of the most well known mustaches of all time. He could go from savage cowboy to stud muffin at the snap of a finger. Burt eventually, Burt “Mustache Riding” Reynolds grew out of…
