Franky was too busy today so I am going to share a favorite average athlete of mine, Brian Daubach. With a career batting average of .259, a bench clearing brawl against the Orioles, and 93 dingers, Brian helps define average. He is living the life coaching double-a ball, coaching the world’s most average players. Daubach…
Tag: Average Athlete of the Week
Average Athlete of the Week: Hasheem Thabeet
With April upon us and March Madness coming to an end, the basketball season is steadily winding down as well. Now we turn our TV’s from the hustle and excitement of the NCAA to the potentially fixed, and slower paced NBA. To be real, I was tight that UConn won. Even though Kevin Ollie is…
Average Athlete of the Week: Jose Offerman
This past weekend I was in Las Vegas and I made it back to New York alive. Gin, tonic, gambling and a strange encounter with a “working woman” highlighted a weekend of debauchery. Thank god I’m back to civilization. In other news, welcome to the baseball season. Beer, fried chicken, and tobacco will be in…
Average Athlete: Kiwaukee Thomas
Another day, another dollar. Another Tuesday? Another average athlete. As the springtime warmth rolls upon Syracuse, I can’t help but feel the optimism that summer time brings. While the weather is getting warmer, I’ve been scanning statistician notebooks, team rosters and news reports to find some of the most outlandishly average athletes this world has…