The Mooks and Mushes language. All rights reserved. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5iyLSxhxzs
Mush: (Noun) This term derives from the lingo of The Lake, Nonantum, MA. The real definition is a guy who is from The Lake, but we use it as reference to a pal. One of those words that can be derogatory if you use it wrong, like Jew with a hard ‘J’.
Hey mush! Pass the spolife!
Rosetta Stoned Mush: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpU9dVkcf4
Mook: (Noun) Mooks are unpredictable wild cards, who make for the most interesting friends in the world. Some mook traits:
–a talented cheater on tests
-changing dogs name from Tucker to Roast Beef
Moone: (Noun) A short jew. See Woody Allen, George Kostanza, Seth Green.
Victah Moone can’t hang out on the sabbath.
Charles: (Noun) Originally used to describe someone who is a tad awkward at times. However, we all have a little Charles in us. Some more than others. Your inner charles comes out when you are extremely intoxicated.
Look at that Charles wearing pants to play basketball.
I was way too Charles to talk to that burgah last night.
Linda: (Noun) The female counterpart of Charles.
That chick collects stamps? What a fackin linda
Burgah: (Noun) A dime, that is top of the line, cute face, little waist, with a big behind. And a nice pair of calves.
Hey mush look at that burgah, I would pley with her.
(Verb) Making love explosion
Rosetta Stoned Burgah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOm0d7pBDqs
Turkey Burgah: (Noun) A Burgah that only makes you happy you did not have a veggie Burgah, and usually makes just want a gourmet Burgah even more. You usually will have a turkey Burgah past midnight.
Hey jivelcakes, why dont you come over and we can burgah.
(Le) Pley: (Noun) Any action producing in a positive result.
I had a threesome the other night, it was so much pley
(Verb) the act of doing something with positive results
I saw my ex the other night, turns out she still wanted to le pley.
Zoots: (Noun) Marijuana
Hey mush im dry, you got any zoots?
(Verb) Smoking zoots
My mom thinks I zoot too much, she’s probably right.
(Noun) Zooter: one who zoots. Zooted: being high
Sploife: (Noun) joint with zoots and tobacco. *Spliff pronounced with an Australian accent
Nothing like a morning sploife.
Tur and Tittilur: (Nouns) Tits and Ass
Look at the tur on that philly.
Geach: (Noun) Synonym for a Charles.
Want to be a geach? Face a sploife. Mushion accomplished.