Culture Rub 1/10/16-1/17/16: SPORTS

Chandler Jones Theory So Chandler Jones supposedly turned himself into the police due to a bad reaction to synthetic marijuana. The synthetic marijuana he supposedly used is legal in Massachusetts. It was rumored that Jones overdosed on pills at Rob Gronkowski’s house Saturday night. It is rumored Jones went to Gronk for help but he…

Top 10 Moments in Celtics Playoffs History

In honor of the Celtics somehow sneaking into the 2015 NBA Playoffs, I thought I would share some cultural moments in Celtics’ Playoff History. 10) Pierce Comebacks from 21 Point Deficit Game 3 2002 NBA Conference Finals: Pierce drops 19 points in final 12 minutes. 9) The End of Bird’s Reign Game 6 1986 NBA…

Patriots-Ravens Preview/Divisional Round Betting Guide

We knew this would happen. Would the football gods really give the Pats a road to the superbowl without playing the Ravens? This will be a tough test, so let’s look at some key matchups Nate Solder vs. Terrell Suggs If Solder can contain Suggs, Brady will pick apart that secondary Pats Run D vs….

A Culture Touch For Pedro Martinez

Congratulations Pedro on being inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Thank you for the memories. Here’s a cultural collection of videos and photos of you to rub everybody’s culture:

Not Fired Up for the Bruins Just Yet? This Will Fix That

As you may (better) know, tonight the Bruins open their season against the Flyers. If you haven’t hopped on the bandwagon yet you better do it fast because it’s not stopping until the parade. PS I hope you haven’t lost any hatred for the Flyers. They’re just a shade below the Habs and Canucks. PPS…

Top 10 Worst People in Sports

By now, everyone has probably seen the Ray Rice video. Let’s make this clear…Ray Rice is one of the most disgusting professional athletes on the planet. To put your hands on a woman is absolutely pathetic. Roger Goodell should be ashamed of himself too…a 2 game suspension is laughable. While many athletes are good people,…

“Ha Ha Clinton Dix” Is The Most Absurd Name In Sports

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a safety for the Green Bay Packers and wins the award for the most absurd name in sports. I could start with a Clinton-Dick (Bill loves using his and Hilary is sick of it) joke but that’s inappropriate… His first name is Ha Ha and what else can I do but…

Hernandez Still Incarcerated While Manti Te’o Walks Streets

Haven’t blogged in awhile. Too upset about the loss of Tiger Woods’ spine. Hope Mikey Mush forgives me… Anyway, Aaron Hernandez remains in prison (working short routes with convicted serial rapists and recreational marijuana smokers) while Manti Te’o gets his green card renewed every month. They just stamp it like a piece of mail, as…