Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Walt “She Wants The” Disney

All the ladies want Walt’s Disney because of his exquisite mustache. Walt had a true power stache, once Disney got big his mustache became uniform with who he was. Rumor has it Walt did indeed give one mustache ride in his life. During a feud between Disney and Looney Tunes, Walt took Lola Bunny to…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Clark Gable

Clark Gable started the gentleman’s stache and the trend has resumed ever since. Clark’s mustache improvised the line, “Quite frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” Gable has the record for “Most Mustache Rides Given” from the years 1920-1940. He was the first to give actress Vivien Leigh a mustache ride. Clark’s mustache hairs…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Martin Luther King Jr.

Martin had one of the  most powerful mustaches of all time. When he was having dreams, his mustache was giving girls wet dreams. Rumor has it his mustache combated any nightmares, so he only had dreams. Martin may have had an affair or two on Coretta, but he pledged to only give her mustache rides….

Top 10 “Got Milk” Mustaches of All Time

In honor of #MustacheMarch, I present the best “Got Milk?” mustaches of all time. One of the best ad campaigns of all time. In its’ efforts, it tried to make drinking milk look cool and did a pretty spectacular job in the following photos… 10) Dennis Rodman 9) Britney Spears 8) Austin Powers 7) Gisele…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Mark “Mustache” Twain

Mark Twain’s mustache is in the record books for numerous reasons. He easily had the best mustache a pipe has ever touched. HIs mustache had the ability to write, typically finishing sentences for Mark. His mustache was the first with a legal name, it was named Huckleberry Sawyer. His mustache once lit Mark’s pipe when…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Lanny McDonald

Lanny was good at hockey, but what made him great was his perfected walrus mustache. Nobody has rocked a better walrus stache and his was even red. Lanny still rocks the walrus stache today and it is part of who he is. He takes pride in his mustache. He wakes up every day and combs…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Nicholas Cage

Nicholas Cage has played some outrageous characters and when you play outrageous characters, you grow an outrageous mustache. Whether he was playing a raging alcoholic or a dedicated fireman, Nichols rocked the mustache to match the character. He has had the ability to rock the stache at all ages and that is why he wins…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Bill Murray

Since Bill Murray is Bill Murray, he can do anything. And one of those things is rock a superb mustache. He perfected it at a young age and then brought back when he got older. I am sure he gave some mean mustache rides in the 80s but I think once the mutton chops came…

Mustache March Mustache of the Day: Salvador “I Am Drugs” Dali

Nobody has ever mastered the thin stache like Dali did. Salvador was a mysterious man and his mustache only added more mystery to his character. Even in his young days, Dali had a well groomed thin stache. The slick back with a mustache is a great look and that’s why Dali wins #MustacheOfTheDay Stay tuned…