#MushCrushMonday: Jimmy Garoppolo

The Patriots have drafted a mush Quarterback. Jimmy Garoppolo mush went to Eastern Illinois, the same school as Tony Romo. He was asked if his last name was Greek and he replied saying, “Italian, it ends in a vowel.” This mush has a great set up for pleys going into this football season. He gets…

#MushCrushMonday: Sylvester Stallone

This ignorant people of America love to view Sylvester mush as a dumb Italian boxer. Stallone is a brilliant Italian-American who is an idol for all Italians in the film industry. Ya he might of sounded a little silly in the Rocky movies, but he also wrote all of them too. Sylvester was born in…

Top 10 Newton North Bromances Of The Last Decade

10) 2 Random Guys from 2013 The tag team of hash tag getting pleys. Always on the prowl looking for burgahs, they were known as “ruthless.” Together, they probably contacted 90% of the burgahs in the Middlesex county, and converted on roughly 53%. Those who burgah together, are friends forever. “We shared a lot of…

Zooter of the Week: Martha Stewart

-“Of course I know how to roll a joint” -Martha Stewart (1:20 mark)     -She has made pot brownies on her show on multiple occasions   -She once took Conan O’Brien’s pot plant and made it into a statue of liberty    

The Bartender Effect

The Bartender Effect What is it about a woman serving up drinks that makes them so attractive? For years, several scientists (just me and my friends, none of whom are scientists) have studied that very question. It all started in the spring of 2013, when myself, thesecondbiggestgeach, and my friend, who we will refer to…

Zooter of the Week: Michael Phelps

Maybe the most succesful zooter in the entire history of zooters. Maybe the most succesful American Summer Olympian of all time as well. Michael Phelps recently announced he is coming out of retirement, to prepare for the 2016 Rio Olympics. Michael was first caught zooting in 2009, about a year after he won a record…

#MushCrushMonday: Francis Ford Coppola

It is Francis Ford Coppola’s birthday and all I could afford for a present was awarding him #MushCrushMonday. Coppola mush is a film genius, known for his The Godfather Trilogy and Apocalypse now. Francis was born in Detroit with an Italian background. His Godfather movies grabbed the attention of all mushes. Mushes were typically similar…

#MushCrushMonday: Jim Valvano

Jim Valvano, known as Jimmy V in the college basketball world, is an inspiring mush to people of all cultures. This Italian-American basketball coach, not only was successful at coaching, but made changes to the world. What makes Jimmy V a mush? He married his highschool sweetheart, we all know that’s every mush’s dream. His…

MushCrushMonday: Rick Pitino

In light of March Madness starting up, I thought I would explain what makes Rick Pitino a mush. First of he is an Italian-American with slicked back hair who looks like Pacino… The guy is never afraid to argue a call. His emotion is always clearly expressed on the sidelines and he clearly has a…

Rosetta Stoned Word of the Week: MUSH

Every so often, the TMC staff will give you a complete definition, history, and the uses of one of the words from our “Lingo“. This week, that word is mush. “Mush is a word with cultural background. Mush is a word that is way more gnarly than saying, “what’s up player?” or “what’s up dude?”….