Daily Dilemma: Taking Other People’s Food at the Drive Thru

This weekend I went to Cape Cod and had an unbelievable time. The weather was perfect, the beer was cold, and the sploifes were a plenty. Traffic is what comes with the territory with Cape Culture. Stuck in traffic for 3 hours on the ride home…I needed to grab some Burgah King to hold me…

Mustache Mondays

Just to brighten your Mondays,¬†we present to you #MustacheMondays. Some men don’t have the ellegance or the balls to grow a mustache like these guys. This for the stache lovers, stache envious, and the burgahs who dream of mustache rides. If you dont approve, don’t look, because its about to get bushy. Check back every…

Two Jokes From Two Guys

Question: What does a good bar and a good Burgah have in common? Answer: Liquor in the front, poker in the back! Question: What do tofu and dildos have in common? Answer: They’re both meat replacements!

My Top Five Celebrities To Wife Up

The Mom From Fairly Odd Parents She’s a fox. Wonder Woman She’s drives that invisible mobile, enough said. Topenga Once a Burgah always a Burgah Pink Power Ranger Childhood dream Burgah Sophia Vergara She’s an absolute babestein. I would lick her feet twice a day.

Reasons Why You Should Read TouchMyCulture (Video)

So, for the first time since TouchMyCulture was launched, 4 out 5 senior staff members were in the same room at the same time. We were brainstorming ideas on how the website could expand, what we need to do this summer to attract readers, and since halfmanhalfmook was in the room, we also talked about…

Ten Bros that Ruin the Party

The Self Appointed Ruit Table Bouncer -Kid thinks he’s god. He makes/enforces all the rules and its usually not even his house. He knows the order of the upcoming games. Congratulations, you’re basically just being a referee all night. Sounds fun… The Kid Who Gets With His Girl All Night -Pregames with his crew, goes…

Red Sox Fan Couple Rock Creative Custom Jerseys

Gotta love that the Fenway faithful never cease to amaze. This guy wore a jersey that sported “Problems” as the last name and 99 for the number. His girlfriend wore a shirt that sported “Aint” as the last name and 1 for the number. The Sox have 99 problems, and getting some wins is 1….

Snoop Dogg Instagrams A Picture Of 3 Of The Most Cultured Zooters

Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogen, and Barack Obama. Obviously they edited Obama into the picture but it’s still pretty gnarly that Seth Rogen zooted with Snoop. Supposedly, Rogen taught Snoop how to roll a cross joint on Snoop’s YouTube show GGN. If I could pick three people in the world to zoot with, these three would…