Top Ten Most Satisfying Non Alcoholic Beverages

I am a huge promoter of ‘variety’ being a huge part of life. If you do the same thing every day, soon you will be sick of it. I also appreciate flavah more than most. The following drinks will give you a culture touch when you need something to drink besides alcohol. 10) Gatorade After…

New “Normal Barbie” Gives Turkey Burgahs Hope

When I was a young Mook, I thought G.I. Joe was the man, and not because he was balding and had a beer gut. With that being said, the 1990’s were much different than the world we know now. Everyone has to be accepted no matter what shape or size and that is perfectly fine…

To Waffle or Not to Waffle…That is the Question

Starting to get a wee bit chilly around these parts. Still shorts weather I’d say, but definitely need an extra layer on top. Sweatshirts are too heavy, and a long sleeve tee is too light. There needs to be a happy medium…and that medium is waffle shirts. Waffle shirts are comfortable. Waffle shirts are the…

“Ha Ha Clinton Dix” Is The Most Absurd Name In Sports

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a safety for the Green Bay Packers and wins the award for the most absurd name in sports. I could start with a Clinton-Dick (Bill loves using his and Hilary is sick of it) joke but that’s inappropriate… His first name is Ha Ha and what else can I do but…

7 Types Of Kids You’ll Find At Chuck E. Cheese’s

Seven. The Ball Pit Bomber The bomber will spend 75% of his time lurking around the ball pit trying to make friends. Everyone knows that the ball pit smells like a box old road kill, but this doesn’t faze the bomber. He/She will bounce around all day ignoring the smell and continue to do the same…

Hernandez Still Incarcerated While Manti Te’o Walks Streets

Haven’t blogged in awhile. Too upset about the loss of Tiger Woods’ spine. Hope Mikey Mush forgives me… Anyway, Aaron Hernandez remains in prison (working short routes with convicted serial rapists and recreational marijuana smokers) while Manti Te’o gets his green card renewed every month. They just stamp it like a piece of mail, as…

July Fourth Hot Dog Challenge

As you may remember, we posted the trailer to this event about 2 months ago… Gami is a close friend of the TMC staff, and has trained all year for this day. July 4th. National Hot Dog Day. The challenge was 5 hot dogs and buns in one minute. The over/under was 4.5 and there…