Charles of the Week: James Franco

It is only fitting that Mr. Franco deserves this award. Mush is thirty-five and he’s trying to Burgah a seventeen year old. Don’t get me wrong, everyone deserves a burgah, but consensual legal burgahs only. Other than that, he is just a big of a Charles as anyone else. Just watch “Pineapple Express” and “Freaks…

Charles of the Day: John Lennon

He may be one of the most influential musical genius’s to ever walk the earth, but what you may not know is that he is a huge charloo. It’s not just the glasses and long hippie hair, but the fact he was in love with one of the biggest lindas, Yoko Ono. They make a…

Charles of the day

This guy has no historical significance to him. I just took a picture of him on a bus in Switzerland because he’s such a Charles.

Top 5 Most Charles Presidents

5) Martin Van Buren This Bill Murray looking Charles is the only president whose first language isn’t English. He was a dutchman, and was known as Martin Van Ruin, because of his impact on the economy… 4) Chester Arthur  This Charles put the White House furniture up for auction, because he wanted to redecorate. He…

Charles of the day: Stephen Furst

If you do not know Kent “Flounder” Dorfman from the 1978 film “Animal House” you do not deserve to read touchmyculture. This guy is a legend, a geach, and a Charles at the same time. Animal House, perhaps the greatest commedy film of all time would not be the same without this Charles.

Average Athlete of the Week: Craig Brown

And we’re baaaaaaack. This time we’re doing it Sochi style. Has anyone been following this backward-ass Winter Olympics? Unfinished hotels, garbage halfpipes, and toilets sitting next to each other have won the headlines so far. Oh, and Shaun White didn’t even make the podium in this rendition of the halfpipe event…sorry for the spoiler. With…

Gelato George…What a Legend

Quick photoshoot with gelato George (Huge Charles) and I, straight up boys. Nothing tops walking out of your apartment to some free gelato either. Enjoy U S of A while I absorb all this culture for myself.

Charles of the day: Charles Ingalls

Charles Ingalls (January 10, 1836 – June 8, 1902) was the father of Laura Ingalls Wilder, known for her Little House on the Prarie series of books.  Charles was a very gregarious man, with a fervency of music and reading, as well as becoming an accomplished hunter-trapper, carpenter and farmer.  There is not much more to say about this…

Charles of the day: Charles Sagan

Charles Sagan(November 9, 1934 – December 20, 1996) was an American astronomer, astrophysicist, cosmologist, author, science popularizer and science communicator in astronomy and natural sciences. He spent most of his career as a professor of astronomy at Cornell University where he directed the Laboratory for Planetary Studies. He published more than 600 scientific papers and…

Charles of the day: Brett Kelly

Brett Edward Kelly (born October 30, 1993) is a Canadian actor who has starred in the motion pictures Bad Santa, and Like Mike 2: Streetball as well as The Sandlot 2 and Unaccompanied Minors. If it looks like a Charles, walks like a Charles, smells like a Charles, it’s a Charles. This kid plays a…

Charles of the day: Peter Geach

Well look what we have here. An amalgamation of a geach of a Charles. Peter Geach ( 29 March 1916 – 21 December 2013) was a British philosopher. Geach’s Catholic views influenced his philosophical ideologies as he was an advocate for the version of the correspondence theory by Thomas Aquinas, who was a proponent of…