There’s Nothing More Attractive Than a Girl Who…..

So yesterday at TMC headquarters, HalfManHalfMook blurted out, “There’s nothing more attractive than a burgah who can roll a nice sploife.” Everybody always uses this phrase and its usually followed by some exaggerated nonsense. Hard to disagree with what HalfManHalfMook said, but it got me thinking….what are most attractive qualities that burgahs have? After analyzing every…

Ten Bros that Ruin the Party

The Self Appointed Ruit Table Bouncer -Kid thinks he’s god. He makes/enforces all the rules and its usually not even his house. He knows the order of the upcoming games. Congratulations, you’re basically just being a referee all night. Sounds fun… The Kid Who Gets With His Girl All Night -Pregames with his crew, goes…

Ten Girls That Ruin The Party

The Burgah Who Steals Hats Even though this chick is usually a smoke and does this action to be flirty, no one likes having their hat snatched. Clearly the guy wearing the hat wore it for a purpose, so he can wear the hat, not you. You may think you look cute and flirty, but…

Happy International Hamburger Day

Happy International Hamburger Day! How gnarly is it that worldwide, people are eating hamburgers? Here at TMC, everyday is Burgah Day but when you mix International Hamburger Day with a Burgah Day, it is something very special. Now you may ask yourself, how am I supposed to celebrate International Hamburger Day the right way? Mushes…

20 Sex Tips Every Burgah Needs To Know

Once again, our talented friend in the bloggosphere, SparklesandSecrets.com wrote an article about the top 20 sex tips every girl wants every guy to know.  Very informative and accurate list, but there’s a couple things she’s forgetting. We have some say in this whole sex decision too. We like things certain ways, and can get turned…

Fox Friday: Scarlett Johannson

Whattya know..another beautiful Jewish woman. Natalie Portman, Rachel Bilson, Bar Rafeali, Mila Kunis, and ScarJo. Thats a starting 5 that can compete with any religion. Scarlett has those seductive eyes and that beautiful smile that just combine to create a complete fox. She seems like she can brighten up a room just by walking into…

Girls- This is Why You’re Not Hot

A recent friend  in the bloggosphere, Mackenzie Newcomb of SparklesandSecrets.com, wrote a post about the top ways guys can turn girls off. Not going to lie, I learned some things. However, she forgets that this is a two-way street. I feel as if I passed her “turn on” test, but let’s see if girls really…

James Franco Tried to Get His Burgah Through Instagram

James met this burgah at his broadway show. She took an instagram video of him, tagged him, and then James took matters into his own hands.     Turned out she was 17, and James did the honorable thing…made sure she would call him once she was 18. Salute Mr. Franco, for trying to get your…