Why Team USA Soccer Has a Chance

Much like USA’s soccer team, I, as a guy, am not at the top of the rankings. Much like USA’s soccer team, I do not catch people’s attention at first glance. Method Man once said, “I’m not an average Joe with an average flow doing average things with average hoes.” Well I’m not Method Man. Most people focus on the bigger, better…

The Bartender Effect

The Bartender Effect What is it about a woman serving up drinks that makes them so attractive? For years, several scientists (just me and my friends, none of whom are scientists) have studied that very question. It all started in the spring of 2013, when myself, thesecondbiggestgeach, and my friend, who we will refer to…

Top 4 Things I Love About Tulane

4.The Business school gives out free beer every Thursday Even though I rarely attend (because they don’t have natty light and my mini fridge does), Tulane’s Business school sponsors an event every week called Thank God Its Thursday.  That means that the school supplies us with food and beer. Free beer. On campus. Every week….