Kim Jong Un caught rubbing his culture to Michael Jordan

It has been revealed that  Kim Jong Un, the supreme leader of the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea, executed his uncle for walking in on him masturbating to a picture of MIchael Jordan.  When Un was 15, his father Kim Jong Il sent him to a private high school in Switzerland.  While at the expensive…

Zoot Quote of The Day

“I wouldn’t answer the marijuana questions.  You know why?  Because I don’t want some little kid doing what I tried.”