It has been revealed that  Kim Jong Un, the supreme leader of the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea, executed his uncle for walking in on him masturbating to a picture of MIchael Jordan.  When Un was 15, his father Kim Jong Il sent him to a private high school in Switzerland.  While at the expensive…

“I wouldn’t answer the marijuana questions.  You know why?  Because I don’t want some little kid doing what I tried.”

“Never give up the ganja.”