The Top 5 Summer Hits of the Mid 90’s

The best songs in your lifetime from the best time of year.  Also featured on the self-titled Pandora station. Enjoy the culture. 5: Wonderwall– Oasis (1995)   4: The Freshmen- Verve Pipe (1996)   3: Closing Time- Semisonic (1998)   2: Save Tonight- Eagle Eye Cherry (1997)   1: Changes– Tupac (1998)      …

Hernandez Still Incarcerated While Manti Te’o Walks Streets

Haven’t blogged in awhile. Too upset about the loss of Tiger Woods’ spine. Hope Mikey Mush forgives me… Anyway, Aaron Hernandez remains in prison (working short routes with convicted serial rapists and recreational marijuana smokers) while Manti Te’o gets his green card renewed every month. They just stamp it like a piece of mail, as…

Report: Hernandez Dominating Bristol County Prison Football League

(WGVR) Sources inside Bristol County State Penitentiary in Dartmouth, Massachusetts say that former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is having a “dream season” for his prison yard pick-up football team, Equipo Mexico. Yesterday, facing triple and sometimes quadruple coverage, Hernandez caught 8 balls for 211 yards and 4 touchdowns, all from 16 year-old…

The Top 5 Most Offensive Team Names in Sports

In light of the Redskins controversy, I thought it would be a good idea to identify some of the most insensitive team names in sports.  It’s sickening just to think that people actually have to live their lives rooting for these teams. I figure that maybe if I complain about it, other’s will find the…

The Top 5 Most Powerful Americans That You Thought Were Dead

5. George Lopez Current Residence: Ciudad Juarez, Mexico First he got killed off on Modern Family, then he got deported. Tough to keep the facts straight here.  I actually thought he died three years ago, but it ended up being Bernie Mac instead. Now they can’t make Ocean’s 14. Fuckin blows. 4. Mary and Kate…

And the Best Weatherman in Boston is…

As I’ve gotten older I’ve begun to appreciate the quality of weather forecasts in Boston- best in the continental United States. I could lie in bed and watch these three tell me what the wind direction is in Fall River all day. Cream of the crop. Honorable Mention: Pete Bouchard (Channel 7) Very funny French-American…

The Top 5 Most Powerful Jews in America

5. David Letterman Plans on opening up about his affair with a 14 year-old intern in his new book and I can’t wait. 4. Michael Phelps The most decorated Jewish Olympian of All-Time (18 gold medals) just announced he’s funding a construction project that will put a pool in the basement of his childhood temple…

April 2014 will be the Best TV Month of All Time

I want to say that I’m “super excited” without sounding like the sober gay Asian man laughing uncontrollably at a comedy club. What a month we have ahead. Here are ten to look forward to: 10. Opening Day at Fenway (4/4) The last Sox game that anyone cares about until October. 50% of Boston fans…