Average Athlete: Kiwaukee Thomas

Another day, another dollar. Another Tuesday? Another average athlete. As the springtime warmth rolls upon Syracuse, I can’t help but feel the optimism that summer time brings. While the weather is getting warmer, I’ve been scanning statistician notebooks, team rosters and news reports to find some of the most outlandishly average athletes this world has…

Average Athlete of the Week: Billy Beane

Well, it’s been a couple two, tree minutes since the last time I attempted to enlighten y’all with an average athlete. Since my last post, I’ve survived a trip to Bristol, Tennessee and saw a bunch of hillbillies wasted off their ass cheering on their favorite NASCAR drivers as they drove around The Last Great…

Average Athlete of the Week: Craig Brown

And we’re baaaaaaack. This time we’re doing it Sochi style. Has anyone been following this backward-ass Winter Olympics? Unfinished hotels, garbage halfpipes, and toilets sitting next to each other have won the headlines so far. Oh, and Shaun White didn’t even make the podium in this rendition of the halfpipe event…sorry for the spoiler. With…

Average Athlete of the Week: Inaugural Post

What’s good mushes? Alright, alright I’m from New York but I’ve been trying to pick up the lingo and advance the Newtonian vocabulary into the civilized world. So far, I’ve only help expand it to Syracuse, which you could definitely argue is not civilized. What brings us here today? Average athletes. The roster fillers. The…