Average Athlete of the Week: Manute Bol

For the first time in my life, I’ve felt intrigued by the NBA. As a college football aficionado and Cleveland Browns fan, football has been my main priority in regards to sports.   I’ve found myself Wikipedia’ing players, watching every game on TV, and getting zooted while I do both. Balancing finals with melting into…

Average Athlete Of The Week: John David Booty

As the school year winds down, my alcohol consumption picks up. Sitting around the bar at happy hour five nights a week leads to a multitude of stories, questions and games. One game that my fellow degenerates and I like to play is name the most obscure college quarterback you could think of. A guy…

Average Athlete of the Week: Hasheem Thabeet

With April upon us and March Madness coming to an end, the basketball season is steadily winding down as well. Now we turn our TV’s from the hustle and excitement of the NCAA to the potentially fixed, and slower paced NBA. To be real, I was tight that UConn won. Even though Kevin Ollie is…

Average Athlete of the Week: Jose Offerman

This past weekend I was in Las Vegas and I made it back to New York alive. Gin, tonic, gambling and a strange encounter with a “working woman” highlighted a weekend of debauchery. Thank god I’m back to civilization. In other news, welcome to the baseball season. Beer, fried chicken, and tobacco will be in…