Hernandez Still Incarcerated While Manti Te’o Walks Streets


Haven’t blogged in awhile. Too upset about the loss of Tiger Woods’ spine. Hope Mikey Mush forgives me…

Anyway, Aaron Hernandez remains in prison (working short routes with convicted serial rapists and recreational marijuana smokers) while Manti Te’o gets his green card renewed every month. They just stamp it like a piece of mail, as if he’s done nothing wrong and he’s still welcome in this country.

Am I missing something- two non-English speakers with similar backgrounds commit virtually identical crimes and receive two completely different punishments? Since when does our court system favor polytheistic Samoans with ponytails and Kumbaya tattoos? Which amendment is that, FDR? It’s horseshit and we all know that.

If I’m Bill Belichick, I’m on Goodell’s ass about this every day. Hernandez is clearly innocent, and even if he’s not I still want him on my team given Gronk’s history of getting injured. Get this guy out from behind bars and back on the field so Tommy Football can get his 4th ring.

Manti believes in Zeus and Egyptian pyramids and all that shit. Hernandez is a humble Christian. Let’s hope the court system gets this right so we can all enjoy watching the Pats offense in 2014.


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