Just thought I’d take some time to bring people in their 20s back to the bar mitzvah dance party. How a person can go from prayer to listening to these songs is beyond me. And the poor parents who had to listen and watch us try to dance, salute!
10) It’s Goin’ Down- Yung Joc
Only about 5 people knew the dance to the song but the real entertainment was watching everybody else try to fit in. Classic bar mitzvah banga
“I know ya wonder why, I’m so cool… Don’t ask me just do what you do”
9) Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls feat Snoop Dogg
Every grade had their own group of pussycat dolls.
“You look at me and I look at you. I’m reachin for your shirt what you want me to do?”
8) Laffy Taffy- D4L
When this song came on people either ran to the candy bar for laffy taffy or did the white people grind (girl shakes ass a lot + guy tries to keep up= failure).
“I’m looking fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I’m Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
’cause you so thick
Girls call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
’cause I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)”
7) Grillz by Nelly, Paul Wall, Ali and Gipp
Great song to dance to with a gum wrapper in your mouth as fake grillz. Keep it G white people…
“Ya see my granmama hate it, but my lil mama love it”
6) Lean With It Rock With It- Dem Franchise Boyz
The perfect dance for middle school white people to learn and fail.
“Before I leave the house, i’m slizzard on a goose,
And i’m higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose”
5) Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean
I personally always searched for the girl with the nicest butt to dance with while this was playing.
“Yeah, She’s so sexy every man’s fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country”
4) Promiscuous Girl- Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland
This one got all the middle school girls ready to transform in slutty freshmen. Ms. Furtado, thanks for your beautiful words.
“Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you’re still kinda cute”
3) Sexyback by Justin Timberlake
Girls love JT, nuff said.
“I’m bringing sexy back
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
If that’s your girl you better watch your back
Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact”
2) Cha Cha Slide (Part 2) by DJ Casper
The song literally tells you every move and got the dance party going
“Slide to the left”
1) Grind On Me by Pretty Ricky
The perfect song to make a move to at a bar mitzvah. Pretty Ricky gets dirty with this slow beat and the middle school girls loved it!
“Starin’ in yo eyes
‘Bout to lick them thighs
Got you hypnotized
Do you feel the vibe?”
Honorable Mention: Hava Naglia