Two Jokes From Two Guys

Question: What does a good bar and a good Burgah have in common?

Answer: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Question: What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Answer: They’re both meat replacements!

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One Comment Add yours

  1. gorhammerrr says:

    i dont like when people put an exclamation point after the punchline. quit trying so hard bro

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