5) Milwaukee Bucks
-Want to prove your greatness? Go to the worst team in the league without the help of any other superstars and win a championship.
4) LA Sparks
-Pull a Juwanna Mann. Nobody wants you in the NBA. You’re hated by almost every fan. Put on a wig and some fake boobs and become the greatest female basketball player ever…then maybe you’ll gain some fans again.
3) Miami Heat
-Restructure your contract, go back to Miami, and help them sign Carmelo, Kevin Love, and every other superstar….and still lose. This would be the best. If Lebron gives up money to go back to Miami with some help from other star players…and he still chokes in the finals…my life would be complete.
-The most evil basketball team ever. Lebron would fit right in. He even would look the part with the 7-Head that he rocks.
1) Cleveland Browns
-As I said..nobody wants you in the NBA. Team up with Johnny Football and become the greatest athlete ever. This is the one way ill gain respect for Bron Bron.