I know that us Americans are so immersed in soccer, even when the World cup isn’t taking place. Yea, I also mean it when I tell a 5.5 out of 10 that has the IQ of a marshmallow that I have feelings for her and that I think there’s something between us. Regardless, this guy looks like a combination of Russell Crowe after a stimulant addiction and John Daly. For all of you fathers out there that are worried about your daughters sleeping around, keep them away from this freak of nature. This guy is a bona fide creep. Until tomorrow, TMC Charles of the Day.