On our lingo page, we introduced a couple of terms we like to use:
Zoots: (Noun) Marijuana
Hey mush im dry, you got any zoots?
(Verb) Smoking zoots
My mom thinks I zoot too much, she’s probably right.
(Noun) Zooter: one who zoots. Zooted: being high
Sploife: (Noun) joint with zoots and tobacco. *Spliff pronounced with an Australian accent
Nothing like a morning sploife.
And today we have some new terms to introduce!
Espliffany: (noun) Having an epiphany when you’re zooted. Tends to happen a lot.
I had an espliffany last night: I’m gonna start putting pretzels in my PB & J’s.
Gefliter Fish: (noun) A filter created and used by a jewish person.
This Gefilter Fish on this sploife is terrible Tackstyles….
Gerald: (noun) When the ash on the end of the sploife appears like Gerald’s hair from Hey Arnold!
Mush its called “ash before you pass,” not “give the next guy a gerald.”