Maybe the most succesful zooter in the entire history of zooters. Maybe the most succesful American Summer Olympian of all time as well. Michael Phelps recently announced he is coming out of retirement, to prepare for the 2016 Rio Olympics.
Michael was first caught zooting in 2009, about a year after he won a record 8 gold medals.
Ever since, he has been a hero in the pot community, and even has a strain named after him. After the 2012 olympics, where he only won 4 gold medals, he announced his retirement.
“Retirement.”
Michael has been with the hottest burgahs in the world, in the most tropical locations in the world, smoking the world’s finest herb. That was his “retirement.”
He wanted to just smoke in peace without people wondering if he was going to swim in the next olympics, so he told everyone he was done. Well surprise, surprise, he’s coming back. Michael Phelps is swimming proof that zooters can be productive. That you can zoot, and still have motivation. That you can zoot, and still be succesful. He is a true role zooter.
