Now that I have your attention, let me bring your attention to the underground cockfighting ring in New York City. The police had been onto this illegality for months now, and have been planning an operation called “angry birds.” They succesfully saved 3000 cocks! Most of these chickens had their talons replaced with metal barbs for extra lethality. They also discovered all the venues around NYC. These venues charged $40 admission to cockfights, and bets per fight could rise as high as $10,000. Luckily, these cocks are safe now and can enjoy NYC. That is until some gross restaurant in Chinatown finds them and creates the $1.00 general gao’s special…

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/09/ny-cockfighting-bust_n_4757591.html