Richie Incognito was suspended indefinitely from the Miami Dolphins for bullying his teammate, Jonathan Martin. The Dolphins and the NFL cited text messages between Incognito and Martin as the cause of the suspension. Well, because this is America, those text messages were revealed and they did not disappoint. Here are the highlights:
-I guess this was the bullying part. You can’t call Jonathan Martin a slut and get away with it…
-Who knew the O-Line went hard like that?
-RI is a horndog and for some reason he needed a 320-pound geach to be his wingman.
-RI is ratchet. Taking blonde girls to ghetto clubs, blacking out, and grubbing a street hot dog at the end of the night.
“No funky fucky. Played with them titties for a bit tho :)” Also, who in their right mind loves fake titties?
-Somewhere a 7th grade girl just screamed to their bff, “Shut the f up”
The politically correct term for hookers: “Strippers who go the extra mile”
Fact: Bitches don’t love aids