The Ultimate Burgahizer: Fidel Castro

The ultimate Burgahizer:  Fidel Castro

Recent reports: Fidel Castro Burgahed 35,000 Women

So yea, I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but there was a revolution in Cuba from 1953-1959. Basically Fidel Castro, a young lawyer, could not convince the courts to legally overthrow the corrupt regime ran by Fulgencio Batista.  Castro, having huge balls, lead an attemped armed revolution. He was imprisoned and sentenced to fifteen years in prison, which he only served two. After getting out of prison in 1955, Castro and his brother went to Mexico to prepare for another overthrow of the government. The Castro brothers, along with 80 other Cuban political prisoners came back to Cuba in 1956 on a boat. The rebels went to the mountains where most of them were killed by Batista’s army. Castro and his brother survived, formed a small army of peasants that was under 200 men at times and defeated a police force of 37,000 men. The rest is history and I will not go any further.

My point is that you’re going to tell me that he pulled this off and had time to grill 35,000 burgahs? I understand that when you are a leader of a country that there is certainly an all you can eat beef buffet available, but hiring a special security team on beaches to make sure that you get a new, great quality burgah for lunch and dinner every single day for 40 years? Move over, Wilt Chamberlain. Your opinion on this guy is completely up to you but he gives the Dos Equis guy a run for his money for the most interesting man in the world. No wonder this guy lived so long. They say red meat is bad for you in large quantities, but has anyone ever eaten gourmet burgahs twice a day for forty years besides Castro? I’ve yet to hear about it. This guy has been more red meat than Omaha Steaks has ever sold, and for that, he deserves a shout out.

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