WARNING: Dont Read This If You’re Hungry!

1) Eggs, Bacon, Homefries, and Toast. 

-For the sake of saving room for parfaits and other decent options down lower on the list, I had to categorize eggs into one category. My order for eggs would go omelette, scrambled, over easy, benedict. I like crispy bacon, home fries, in the form of small cubes of fried potatoes, and wheat toast. Comfortable enough with my masculinity that I can admit that I’m a wheat guy.

2) Toasted Everything Bagel, Chive Cream Cheese, Lox, Tomato, Cucumber.

–This is my go to on Sunday mornings. The inner moone coming out of me. 

3) Sausage Egg and Cheese on an English Muffin

-When the muffin is toasted well, the egg is in a perfect circle formation, matching both the circumference of the muffin and the sausage shape, this meal is hard to beat.

4) Pancakes

-Power Rankings: Banana Choc Chip, Choc Chip, Blueberry, Strawberry, Plain

-Don’t put Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Buttersworth near my cakes. Sorry if this makes me a JAP, but Im strictly a Vermont pure kind of guy.

5) Sausage, Biscuits, and Gravy

-I’ve had this meal only twice, and it was enough to jump into the top 5. Why? Because MushOfAllTrade’s father is the Julia Childs of mushes. 

6) Belgian Waffles

-Best when zooted. With butter, syrup, whipped cream, and fruit. I’m having trouble finishing this post because Im getting too hungry.

7) Cereal and Milk

-Power Rankings: Cinnamon toast crunch, nesquick cereal, honeycomb, golden grahams, honey bunches of zoots

8) Maple Brown Sugar, and Cinnamon Oatmeal

-On a cold winter morning..

9) Toast with cream cheese and jam

-Peach jam changed my life sophomore year of high school.

10) Yogurt Parfaits

-The taste is good, but my manhood suffers…