Whenever I tell anyone I’m from Newton the reactions I get are:

“Oh, so you’re rich”

“Oh, so you’re jewish”

“Oh, so you’re a sheltered little rich jewish boy”

Well, Stanislav is trying to give Newton a new stereotype:

“Oh, so you’re a psychopath who takes ex-burgahs without their consent to a Motel 6 in New Hampshire and holds off the police for hours to try and re-burgah the ex.”

Thank you Stanislav for trying to up Newton’s street cred…but that’s not the way to do it. The only way to do it is to follow touchmyculture.com…

Source: http://newton.wickedlocal.com/article/20140128/NEWS/140126458/12426/NEWS