Newton Kid Kidnaps Ex-Burgah, Stands Police Off for Hours Motel 6

His beard doesnt stop going..
His beard doesnt stop going..

Whenever I tell anyone I’m from Newton the reactions I get are:

“Oh, so you’re rich”

“Oh, so you’re jewish”

“Oh, so you’re a sheltered little rich jewish boy”

Well, Stanislav is trying to give Newton a new stereotype:

“Oh, so you’re a psychopath who takes ex-burgahs without their consent to a Motel 6 in New Hampshire and holds off the police for hours to try and re-burgah the ex.”

Thank you Stanislav for trying to up Newton’s street cred…but that’s not the way to do it. The only way to do it is to follow…


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