I know most people were watching the Grammy’s, but the awful, horrific, ugly, boring, immature Pro Bowl was on. The final score was so low, 22-21. There were retired players coaching each team, there were Chiefs Linebackers concussing Chiefs running backs, and there was no effort put forth by anyone. I would rather watch Macklemore perform the same song for an hour straight than watch another Pro Bowl. Here is how I would add culture to this boring game:

1) Incorporate the lingerie football league

• One Wr, One Rb, One Qb per team.
• At least one has to be on the field at all times.
• Same rules as NFL players, except they have to follow the dress code of the LFL.

2) Keep it AFC vs NFC

• Right now its a fantasy draft. Just awkward how two players on the same team are competing against each other.

3) Each team has to run a trick play every series

• Flea Flickers, options, reverses, Rb passes…let the coaches display their inner Mook

4) Put exciting players on both offense and defense and special teams

• Patrick Peterson, Desean Jackson, AP, Dez, Lesean McCoy, ETC.

5) Losing players are disqualified from next year’s pro bowl

• Players already get around a 100k bonus for making the Pro Bowl..so this is huge

6) Winning players awarded an additional 50k.

7) Have certain NFL players play 5 on 5 bball at halftime

• Better than a Fall Out Boy performance like this year…
• We all know they can ball

8) Shorten the field, more scoring, less defense.

• 50 yard field. No kickoffs.

9) Include skills competitions like the NBA

• Qb throwing
• RB/WR races
• WR/CB jump balls
• Kickers play HORSE

10) Have a sweepstakes that lets an average Joe return one punt in the game

• Fans get to watch some average white dude get annihilated.

11) Rotate the game between Hawaii, Miami, LA, Las Vegas, and Barcelona.

• Hawaii is overplayed. Make this game at a desired destination to the majority of fans. People want to watch football in LA, Vegas, and Barcelona-As someone who just studied in Barca I would know…people are dying to have a game played at Camp Nou (where FC Barca plays)