5. Adele A.K.A “The London Bridge”: We know about the accent and the deep voice. People don’t realize that Adele has the same size foot as Dwight Howard. I get turned on just thinking about it.
4. Bianca Wilfork: Vince weighs in at around 370-375 after dinner (depending on the meal), right around the time he pounds Bianca. Yet she never complains. Seven children and she doesn’t say a word (except for the one time she was having digestive issues and had to tell him to stop).
3. Harriet Tubman: Does anyone else think that freeing slaves is sexy as fuck?
2. Holley Mangold: At 5’8, 346, Holley has the highest body mass index in America. She can hang clean 300+ pounds.
1. Hillary Clinton: Nothing is sexier than power, and Hillary will likely be our next president. Still has the fattest ass of any first lady since Abigal Adams.