5. Landon Donovan
Claim to fame: Hating Mexicans and fucking Clint Dempsey’s sister
4. Shelden Williams
Claim to fame: “2009 Ugliest Player in the NBA” (voted by fans). Conceived a child with Candace Parker, stretching her already record-setting clitoris to more than 16 inches long.
3. Placido Polanco
Claim to fame: Took steroids, doesn’t speak English.
2. Peyton Manning
Claim to fame: Huge pussy. Fantasy Football Hall of Fame
1. Cheick Tiote
Claim to fame: On the same national team as Drogba. Biggest dome in EPL