Mush shows up to an ABC party in a Borat bathing suit and a Louie V bucket. I was not down to wear a trash bag or a beer box because that is 0 culture and look how fucking good I look. I got 2 burgahs on my side and I’m ready to pley. Everybody was sweating through their trash bags while my pubes were enjoying the breeze. If you don’t know what a culture touch is, check my left hand.

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