I’ve heard a lot of great stories in my life but they all pale in comparison to this one. Here is a lanky 6 foot 5 hideous Jewish man with an afro and a small penis. He grew up in destitute and attended an all black high school where he had no friends and didn’t even get laid in college. Even my dad denied him when he asked to go to a house party. Look at him now. The guy makes 100 million a year and gets more tail than a national animal museum. He got a girl to cum by humping into a microphone and got multiple of Tiger Wood’s mistresses to admit that he’s amazing in bed. He can even get away with making fun of a midget, multiple times. This guy makes me proud to be a Jew. Ladies and gentlemen, Howard Stern.