Kid confesses love to Barstool Smokeshow

There’s a notorious babe around these parts that everyone looks up to, because she’s a 12. Shes been a Barstool Smokeshow of the day. Both guys and girls want to burgah her. Even Freddy Mercury would try to smash, and he’s gay and dead. Our friend Avi, who’s relationship with this chick is definitely in the acquaintance zone,  had this love bottled up too long, and had no choice but to confess his love to this Ultimate Pley:

Heres his confession:

He had zero shot before, mostly because I doubt she knew his name, so he actually did improve his chance with her. What do you guys think, does he get his culture touched? (Poem optional)

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